Post by Surfergirl on Jan 11, 2007 6:49:57 GMT -4
It was fun being a baby boomer.... until now! 
Some of the artists of the 60s hits are being revised with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers.
THEY INCLUDE:
1. Herman's Hermits -- Mrs. Brown, you've got a lovely walker.
2. The Bee Gees -- How can you mend a broken hip.
3. Bobby Darin -- Splish, Splash, I was having a flash.
4. Ringo Starr -- I get by with a little help from my depends.
5. Roberta Flack -- The first time ever I forgot your face.
6. Johnny Nash -- I can't see clearly now.
7. Paul Simon -- Fifty ways to lose your Liver.
8. The Commodores -- Once, Twice, Three times to the bathroom.
9. Marvin Gaye -- I heard it through the Grape Nuts.
10. Procol Harem -- A whiter shade of hair.
11. Leo Sayer -- You make me feel like napping.
12. The Temptations -- Papa's got a kidney stone.
13. Abba -- Denture Queen.
14. Tony Orlando -- Knock 3 times on the ceiling if you hear me fall.
15. Helen Reddy -- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.
16. Leslie Gore -- It's my procedure, and I'll cry if I want to.
17. Willie Nelson -- On The Commode Again.
Some of the artists of the 60s hits are being revised with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers.
THEY INCLUDE:
1. Herman's Hermits -- Mrs. Brown, you've got a lovely walker.
2. The Bee Gees -- How can you mend a broken hip.
3. Bobby Darin -- Splish, Splash, I was having a flash.
4. Ringo Starr -- I get by with a little help from my depends.
5. Roberta Flack -- The first time ever I forgot your face.
6. Johnny Nash -- I can't see clearly now.
7. Paul Simon -- Fifty ways to lose your Liver.
8. The Commodores -- Once, Twice, Three times to the bathroom.
9. Marvin Gaye -- I heard it through the Grape Nuts.
10. Procol Harem -- A whiter shade of hair.
11. Leo Sayer -- You make me feel like napping.
12. The Temptations -- Papa's got a kidney stone.
13. Abba -- Denture Queen.
14. Tony Orlando -- Knock 3 times on the ceiling if you hear me fall.
15. Helen Reddy -- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.
16. Leslie Gore -- It's my procedure, and I'll cry if I want to.
17. Willie Nelson -- On The Commode Again.