Surfergirl
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Post by Surfergirl on Aug 18, 2006 5:54:14 GMT -4
Marriage
A young lady came home from a date, rather sad. She told her mother, "Anthony proposed to me an hour ago." "Then why are you so sad?" her mother asked. "Because he also told me he is an atheist". "Mom, he doesn't even believe there's a hell." Her mother replied, "Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, we'll show him how wrong he is."
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A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly... he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? ...I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied..."Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
"Wow...that's a great idea!" he exclaimed
"Good" she replied. "Get your own freakin' blanket!"
After a moment of silence, he farted.
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